So Nasty, So Rude - A Real Housewives Podcast

WE’VE BEEN CONNED!!

Well, mostly just Brian has been conned. Hannah has called it since day 1. We start and wrap with the juicy Jen Shah news. Atlanta finally showed up! Whether it was witchcraft or a college party, we love to see it. There's a new villain in Dubai. We stand corrected. We didn't know Bumble had a video call feature. Brian calls a Bumble match to fact check. We think Erika is being poorly portrayed and her drinking is being exaggerated, however Kyle still isn't translating well on our screens this season. RHUGT continues to understand the assignment, and it's a train wreck we can't take our eyes off of. 

Born to Follow or Stand Out?

Behind the scenes, we were a little rough this week. Full of pauses and laughing attacks! We pulled it together though. We were blessed wit Queen Phaedra appearing on Dubai. However, we don't feel blessed with the codependency of Sergio and Caroline. Dorinda, are you trying to press play or stop on your RHONY pause, because at this rate, it looks like a hard stop. Brandi, we've never felt not having a drinking problem, but a drinking solution more. Lastly, RHOBH is a mess, but we love some messy housewives. Kyle needs to be knocked off her high horse and Sutton needs some lessons on how to be a good host... Some southern bell who claims to know her manners... 

Shut the F*@& Up!

This week, the ATL editing is shady AF, but it's the only thing keeping us engaged. RHUGT feels like a blast from the past and we are LIVINGGG! At least the Atlanta ladies are turning up somewhere on our screens. Also, is telling someone to STFU really that bad? I guess don't ask the So Nasty, So Rude duo... Regardless of what side you're on with Sutton and Diana, I think we can all agree that this feud is juvenile. Thank you, next!
Spoiler: We found our first perfect score!!!

Hot Mess Express

We're back from a week off and as loud as ever! Sanya, keep your Olympic medal and stop being so desperate, but thanks for the bib... uhh... or apron? Glitz, glam and wealth, we debate if we're loving Dubai, but Caroline S. is giving us Beverly Hills vibes with her pretend amnesia. Speaking of BH, these women could not handle the two of us on vacation. 

I don’t cook, I don’t clean!

Another week of audio issues, but we "muscled through". If there's a program to to drop 20 audio issues in 21 days, let us know! Just make sure we can add to cart. We'll sing about it next episode. Do diamonds get your dick hard? No? If sentimental value if more your thing, Louie has the page for you!

New Vibes

This episode is kicked off with the premiere of Dubai! First impressions are fire, BRUT why do the women feel the need to highlight their age gaps still?! Eff who you wanna eff, marry who you wanna marry. Drop the age debate! Brian and Hannah continue to agree throughout RHOBH about Kyle being the most annoying pot stirrer (not a fixer as she may think), but Garcelle, you're no better so take a seat!

Off to the Outlets!

Dog sitting and Podcasting don't necessarily work well together. We have a special guest in the background. Don't mind him! Kenya, the bootleg builder was on a roll this week. Brian supports Hannah's hate on for Kyle, but you're only as good as your last episode so we don't expect that to last. Baco in Baco Noir is short for tobacco notes, right? Fact Check: it's not. Alright, we're on our way to the outlets!

Circles

We start off with Atlanta and the reminder as to why we had a hate on for Kenya. That's a wrap for Jersey on a reunion with little resolution. Also, Traci who?! Beverly Hills' new villain steps on the scene and SHE'S RICH, HUNNY! Sutton has apparently caught the pretend amnesia bug floating around the 90210. Brian and Hannah need to hash out Bravocon still, too... To be continued... (some would say)

Fake News

We start off with discussing RHOA as new found fans of Kenya (...it only took 10 seasons)! Teresa continues to annoy us during pt. 2 of the RHONJ reunion for constantly contradicting herself. Brian's favorite franchise is back and we can't get over the jaw dropping first episode of RHOBH. However, Brian pulls a Karen and would like to speak to the manager... 

Fired Up!

Listen, we're clearly not AV techs - give us a break. We had a week of audio issues... again. This week, we're back and fired up! Our passion was reignited and are saucy over the first part of the Jersey reunion. We also quickly cover the conclusion of OC and the premiere of ATL! But man, were we not ready to let Jersey go this week. We'll also take some busted ex wives any day! Housewives and sports are basically the same, right?!